Car and train jokes Jokes Funny Car and train jokes Jokes

Aardvark - Accountant - Answer me this - Ant - Apple - Aviation - Baby - Banana - Bar jokes, beer, booze! Barbie doll - Bath - Beauty - Bed - Bicycle - Biologist - Bird - Birthday - Blind - Blonde - Book title - Brother and sister - Burger - Bus - Business - Cannibal - Car and train - Cat - Children - Christmas - Clinton - College - Computer - Cow - Cowboy - Criminal - Dance - Dead and dying - Dentist - Dinosaur - Dirty - Divorce - Doctor and nurse - Dog - Easter - Elephant - E-mail - Email joke to a friend! Ethnic - Face - Farmer - Firefighter - Fishing - Food - Frog - Funny - 50 best - Ghost - Gorilla - Hair and bald - Halloween - Heaven & hell - History - Horse - Humor - Hunting - Idiot and fool - Insect - Internet - Journalist - Judge - King Kong - Knock Knock - Lawyer - Letter - Lotto - Marriage - Men - Mental health - Military - Money - Monster - Mouse - Movie and TV - Music - Old age - Parent - Pig - Police - Political - Rabbit - Random joke day Religious - Restaurant - Salesmen - School - Snake - Snowman - Space - Spelling - Sport - Teeth - Telephone - Time - Travel & tourist - Vampire - Various animal - Waiter - Weather - Witch - Women - Yo momma - Zodiac - Zoo jokes

Policeman What do you think youre doing from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: What do you think you're doing parking your car there? Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Policeman What do you think youre doing from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Policeman Ive had my eye on you from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding.

Policeman I suppose youre going to tell from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: I suppose you're going to tell me you weren't speeding. Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing you to see if you were paying attention.

Policeman How can you say you dont from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets? Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

Policeman How can you drive so recklesslyDriver from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.

Policeman Do you know how fast you from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No, you're the one with the radar.

Policeman Didnt you see the signs with from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: Didn't you see the signs with the speed limit? Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.

Policeman Didnt you see that stop signDriver from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: Didn't you see that stop sign? Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.

Policeman Didnt you see my lights flashingMotorist from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: Didn't you see my lights flashing? Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.

Policeman Didnt you hear my sirenMotorist Sure from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure, that's why I sped up.

Policeman Didnt you hear me whistle at from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I drive.

Policeman Did you realize you just missed from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?

Policeman Are you going to a fireMotorist from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one. That's what my boss said would happen if I were late again.

Police Officer Why were you speedingWomen Driver from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Police Officer: Why were you speeding? Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.

Police Officer Why are you driving in from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

Motorist Does a deer have a hornPolice from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Motorist: Does a deer have a horn? Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns. Motorist: Then it must have been a car that ran over my uncle.

Motorist When I bought this car you from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes, sir. The car is rust-free. We didn't charge you for it, did we?

Which snakes are found on cars Windscreen from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.

Whats the difference between a schoolteacher and from Flashcomment Car and train jokes Jokes
What's the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, "Spit out that toffee" and a train says, "Choo, choo."